Cause and Effect...

Joe: "Grandma, did you know that the more food you eat, the more boogers you get?"

Grandma: "Oh really?"

Joe: "yep its true.  But Grandpa's got a big nose so he doesn't have anything to worry about!"

You know you're in the club when....

Today at daycare, Joey shared this  pearl of knowledge with his daycare provider Jennifer.

Joey:  "So, do you know why dogs sniff other dogs butts?"

Jennifer: "No, I don't"

Joey: "It's their secret Hand Shake!" 

So proud I am.... so proud. My child is a wealth of knowledge... and apparently knows about the secret code of dog club...

A Historic Find..

Joe was outside digging holes in the back yard. All of a sudden I hear:

Joe:  "MOM!!!!... Look what I found!!  Its wood!!"

Me: "Cool Joe, Do you think it's old?"

Joe: "Definitely.  I'd say it's from the 1980's...."

Good Find Joe.  Good Find.

Thinking about the future...

Joe: "I'd like to be a Fireman when I grow up"

Grandma: "Well that's a good job Joey,  but what about an Engineer since you like to draw so much "

Me: "Ya Joe, you could design bridges, buildings, sky scrapers, houses, lots of things"

Joey: " Hmm.. I guess I would really like to be an ILLUSTRATOR"

Me: "Gees Joe, that's a big word"

**Joe smiled really big, with a Very satisfied look on his face**

Touché Joe, Touche'.

Professionals Only....

Jennifer:  "Joey, I really like the apples you drew"

Joey: " Thanks.... but don't try this at home"

Out of nowhere

Joe: "We had a new teacher today, she wasn't that old. Definitely not as old as Mrs. moser"

 Me: "Joe, did you know that grandma and Mrs Moser are probably the same age?"

Joe: ***eyes got really big****

Joe: "I did NOT see THAT coming!!"

Politically Correct?!

Joe: "Mom, Do you remember when Grandma was fat?"

Me: "Joe, that's NOT a nice word!"

Joe **thinking about a better way to say it**

Joe: "Mom, Do you remember when Grandma....was carrying a little extra weight?"

Me: *giggling* "Yes Joe, thanks for being nice about it" 

Joe: "Sure"